Tuesday, July 19, 2005

The fictional conservative on Karl Rove

Obviously the people to blame in this whole Rove affair are Joe and Valerie Wilson. What were they thinking trying to go to some place in Africa to debunk intelligence that Cheney already told the analysts was the truth? Traitors. Anyway Valerie is a French looking, Republican hating, Hillary loving, mega bitch and her husband is a piss ant for taking orders from his wife. They are haters of freedom and democracy.

Karl Rove is nothing but honest. He has never done anything dishonest, ever. He is a patriot, a true American, a lover of freedom and democracy. The leftist, activist, socialist, liberal, freedom and democracy hating media is trying to convince the public that this great man did something wrong. They should be ashamed. Every media outlet that has furthered this lie should write a letter to Rove apologizing for their insolence. Imagine a world without freedom and democracy. That's a world without Karl Rove.

I apologize in advance for this post. I wanted to see what it was like to write a post from the conservative perspective. Fun really. Conservative bloggers would make great fiction writers.

11 Comments:

Blogger SheaNC said...

Don't get addicted to that stuff, man... here, I got the number of a clinic that can help.

10:50 PM  
Blogger Lone Ranger said...

A source is a source, of course, of course.
And no one should give up a source, of course.
That is, of course, unless the source
Is the "evil" Karl Rove

A journalist should protect his source,
Unless it's a powerful right-wing force.
Then they can drop the rules, of course,
When the source is Mr. Rove.

Liberals yakkity yak a streak,
And waste your time of day.
But Mr. Rove will never speak,
Unless he has something to say.

The left is beating a long-dead horse,
If they think that Mr. Rove's the source.
And they will never show remorse,
At slandering Karl Rooovvve.

10:38 AM  
Blogger Jack Mercer said...

Obviously the person to blame in the whole Clinton affair is Kenneth Starr. What was he thinking as an independent prosecuter who was appointed to investigate alleged illegal activities? Anyway Ken is a beady-eyed white shirt wearing fundamentalist NRA member. He is a hater of freedom and democracy.

Clinton is nothing but honest. He has never done anything dishonest, ever. He is a patriot, a true American, a lover of freedom and democracy. He didn't sell nuclear technology to the Chinese who are currently aiming those same missles our direction. He never really purjured himself in a court of law, if you really look at the definition of perjury. The conservative, activist, radical, (Hitlerian), freedom and democracy hating media is trying to convince the public that this great man did something wrong. They should be ashamed. Every media outlet that has furthered this lie should write a letter to Clinton apologizing for their insolence. Imagine a world without freedom and democracy. That's a world without Bill Clinton.

I apologize in advance for this post. I wanted to see what it was like to write a post from the liberal perspective. Fun really. Liberal bloggers would make great fiction writers.

For a basic perspective on Rove visit:

News Snipet 'Blog: STORY OVER, MOVE ON

10:56 AM  
Blogger DM said...

You should post that on a sight that would post something like what you are referring to. We really do not concern ourselves with 5 years ago anymore, too much. The past cannot be changed, lest you forget.

2:00 AM  
Blogger DM said...

but if people get their heads out of their asses, the future can be changed.

2:01 AM  
Blogger Jack Mercer said...

Now, CH, Mochi was doing a parody about conservative bloggers/writers. This had nothing to do about currency of issue.

Get it?

-Jack

2:36 PM  
Blogger Sean said...

When you say you don't concern yourselves with five years ago. What is your definition of "we"? Do you mean this blog? Or do you mean the "Left" as a whole? Because I still hear fruitcakes claiming Bush "stole" the 2000 election.

And of course Wilson and Plame are to blame for this. They, after all, are the ones who actually lied in this whole affair. And from what I can read of the actual law, no law was broken. Plame was not a covert agent within the meaning of the Intelligence Identities Protection Act. Maybe you should actually read it.

4:55 PM  
Blogger DM said...

I am with you Jack, point made Hell, youre a good guy to have around and you would make a good neighbor. Parody is essential and it is enjoyed.

Sean, thank God we have you here. Now this whole Plame affair is solved! And by we, I refer to the blog here, the 90s have come and gone, the past comes up but the present and future are most important. Fruitcakes claiming Bush stole the 2000 election? I dont care for that but I am sure it was not and is not only fruitcakes complaining about it. Five years from now, I am sure that there will be "fruitcakes" complaining about Terry Schiavo and that whole bitchfest; it works both ways. Not in your America, but in most people's. Best wishes!

6:08 PM  
Blogger Sean said...

So what has Karl Rove done wrong? Please, be specific.

6:13 PM  
Blogger DM said...

You would ask that question.

6:23 PM  
Blogger Sean said...

You would ask that question.

That's right, because I like facts rather than flights of fancy with little to no basis in reality.

Don't worry, I didn't really expect an answer.

4:03 PM  

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