Chinese and Iraqis to attack Boston

Apparently the latest terror threat to be leveled against my city is to be perpetrated by 4 Chinese chemists and 2 Iraqis who were smuggled across the border by a Mexican. According to the Boston Herald (Fox News in a paper) there is a nuclear threat, most probably involving a dirty bomb. People were running around my office last night saying that other companies were evacuating. OK people let's think about this a second. Why would 4 Chinese chemists, who look a lot like unhappy Chinese students, team up with two Iraqis, then tell a Mexican about their plans? Not likely. The media circus around this has been insane, of course the mayor and governor were slow to react, who the hell would respond to such a load a crap?