Thursday, January 05, 2006

Pat Robinson caused Ariel Sharon's stroke

Is Mossad going to hunt down Pat Robinson for causing Ariel Sharon's stroke? I just wonder how many people buy Robinson's bullshit...

"He was dividing God's land, and I would say, woe unto any prime minister of Israel who takes a similar course to appease the European Union, the United Nations or the United States of America"

8 Comments:

Blogger Smorgasbord said...

To me, anyone who brushes aside attempts at peace to instead try and fulfill what they perceive as God's Word is a crazy lunatic. The same brand of lunatic as terrorists.

God actually came to me in a dream the other night. Seriously. He meant to speak with Sharon but he got the lines crossed. Anyway, he said he would prefer humans work out human solutions to their differences rather than assuming to know what "God's land" is, or what His will is, etc. Who are we to question Him?

8:47 AM  
Blogger DM said...

Someone needs to karate chop that asshole in the throat. Again, Im not a violent man, but some people really deserve a beating in this world and just havent had the crap beaten out of them enough in their lifetime. It would really put things in perspective for him and make him realize you cant just go saying stupid shit and not be held accountable for it- which this goofball does way too much.


Paid for by the people who think sometimes a beating really puts things in perspective and makes one realize that they cant just go saying stupid shit and not be held accountable for it- which Pat Robertson does way too much.

1:50 PM  
Blogger DM said...

Nonetheless I just got off the phone with God and he told me the Patriots are going to win the Super Bowl again.

1:52 PM  
Blogger Smorgasbord said...

You're right about the Patriots thing. THEY WILL WIN AGAIN!!!

I'd also like to know how to join your group that applies beatings to people who need to be held accountable...

3:47 PM  
Blogger Jack Mercer said...

Your thoughts on Pat at the Snipet, Gentlemen?

:)

-Jack

4:43 PM  
Blogger DM said...

Oh I havent formed the group yet. It would probably get me imprisoned. As a 170 lb caucasian male (with Polish and Irish ancestry- a tough combination), prison is not in my best interests. Either way, Jack's post about the Robertson statement of the month was interesting. I mean, agree or disagree with him, at least more insightful than my karate chop rhetoric.

5:30 PM  
Blogger Jack Mercer said...

Ha! WSC, you crack me up!

-Jack

11:15 AM  
Blogger Kevin Mark Smith said...

Israel should not be chopped up, but Robertson should shut up. How's that?

8:25 PM  

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