Taking back the South.

This weekend I came up with an amazing plan to get southern voters to understand it's the Democrats who best represent their "values". I sent my plan to George Soros, but surprisingly he hasn't responded... Since Republicans are tracking down these disciples of morality in church on Sunday and in Wednesday evening prayer meetings, the Democrats should approach them in bars. Sure the churchgoer who frequents a watering hole on a Friday evening is on the moral fringe, but I have to guess they represent enough votes to swing the electorate back to the Democrats in 2008. This task will require time and patience and a substantial stipend for the chosen liberal (most probably me). Open bar "meetings" will be held each Friday in different Southern cities and towns. The objective being to listen and build relationships. Follow up meetings can be arranged with interested individuals but at no time during the Friday events should a liberal agenda be forced on the participants.